Mutually assured distraction

2025-08-21 by Unokay Comics

Tags: Politics, Nuclear weapons

The prime minister is still trying to get to the bottom of Britain's nuclear deterrent.

Panel 1: The prime minister is sitting at his desk. A man in a suit stands next to the desk, and next to him is an old man in a white robe holding a staff. The standing man says: Prime minister. You've been asking if our nuclear deterrent is ready for use. I'll let our Chief Druid explain. Panel 2: A young man is pulling a sword out of a stone. A voice off says: Let the boy try! The Chief Druid says: Our real deterrent is the sword Excalibur. Its primordial energy is amplified by the Diamond Light synchrotron in Oxford. Panel 3: An aerial view of the Diamond Light facility with a large blue beam shooting straight up. The Chief Druid continues: to create a mighty beam with which to smite our enemies! Panel 4: In the prime minister's office. The PM says: Is this a wind up? The standing man turns to the Chief Druid and says: I fear we haven't even got to the real purpose of Stonehenge yet.

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