An inspector calls

2024-11-21 by Unokay Comics

Tags: Building regs

If you've ever sold a house, you'll know you have to get an energy performance certificate (EPC). And all your hard renovation work gets summed up in one rating.

Panel 1: A doorbell rings: Ding Dong. A dog-headed man in a shirt, tie, and grey trousers is going to answer the door. Dog-headed man: I'll get it. It'll be the inspector who's doing the EPC for the house sale.

Panel 2: The dog-headed man has opened the door and says: Oh, hello, you must be... A woman stands in the doorway. She has an orange top and long purple skirt, with a large scarf, knitted hat, and sandals. She has blue hair. She says: I sense a cold spot here - a place where the energy feels heavy. The man replies: That's odd - I put 65mm PIR insulation in the floor - I can show you the SAP calculations.

Panel 3: The woman is standing in the room with her eyes closed and her hands held to either side of her head. She chants: Ommm! The dog-headed man is holding a laptop computer. He says: I followed the Part L guidance on reducing thermal bridging... The woman has her eyes closed - she says: You need to fine peace - I can help you!

Panel 4: The woman is leaving. She says: All done. It's an F. Bye! The dog-headed man holds out his arms and says: But you haven't even seen my low voltage extractor!

This is a four panel cartoon. Panel 1: A doorbell rings: Ding Dong. A dog-headed man in a shirt, tie, and grey trousers is going to answer the door. Dog-headed man: I'll get it. It'll be the inspector who's doing the EPC for the house sale. Panel 2: The dog-headed man has opened the door and says: Oh, hello, you must be... A woman stands in the doorway. She has an orange top and long purple skirt, with a large scarf, knitted hat, and sandals. She has blue hair. She says: I sense a cold spot here - a place where the energy feels heavy. The man replies: That's odd - I put 65mm PIR insulation in the floor - I can show you the SAP calculations. Panel 3: The woman is standing in the room with her eyes closed and her hands held to either side of her head. She chants: Ommm! The dog-headed man is holding a laptop computer. He says: I followed the Part L guidance on reducing thermal bridging... The woman has her eyes closed - she says: You need to fine peace - I can help you! Panel 4: The woman is leaving. She says: All done. It's an F. Bye! The dog-headed man holds out his arms and says: But you haven't even seen my low voltage extractor! The cartoon is signed unokay.com 2024 D60

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